to register or not to register....

alright. registration for IP starts tomorrow. yuh favourite noob blogger done make plan tuh maintain ah maco right dey on stone street. ah reserve meh seat in meh partner car. ah inside. i think...

ah ent really know if dey go let meh register. i get de email (dat ah post here- read de las post) and it says that they welcomin meh to register...but ah hearin ah talk dat is old masqueraders that getting to register first. me ent know, but ah goin tomorrow morning wid meh cash in han (me ent takin no chance with walkin wid plastic!) just in case aphrodisiac still looking as good up close as it was lookin on stage last sunday...if not..well...the search will continue...

ah really feelin IP allyuh- serious ting. ah hearin some good GOOD tings about IP that i ent hear bout nobody else. imagine, ah girl frien was tellin meh that they does fit yuh with bra and ting on de spot so you can feel out how ur bra size will feel on de road. dey does actually encourage you to find yuh correct size and wine wid de ting on tuh make sure it feel right. now that is customer service. ah like dat. is not like wid other bands (who name i ent go call in case ah get BIRD flu!) who does give yuh ah ting tuh follow online and yuh hadda come KNOWING yuh size. me? know my size? me? who shoe size does range from 7 1/2 to 10 according to the brand? it have girls who bra does be DD for victoria secrets and 36C with other brands. ah mean, what IP doing is ideal. they want to make sure that i comfortable on de road...that is a plus. alright, all those who keepin score- chalk up one for IP.

so far, i've been to some of the camps (tuh maco..maccoin' is important..doh act like allyuh ent know dat) and i see some pretty tings. the costumes pretty- some may argue that the prices not too pretty (especially ELEMENTS! whey dem come out chargin so much for costumes? prices PREEETY boy!) *ahem* and the concensus is that is like nobody not catering for noobs in terms of encouraging we tuh play mas. imagine this senario(the names have been omitted to spare those involved): "hullo there! im a first time masquerader so im not too sure what i'm looking for...would you mind helping me out a bit?" daize not enough for someone to drop de ole talk on dey cell phone and take five minutes to answer someone's questions? someone with *gasp* an accent? (doh open yuh eye big so- yuh well know that when ah trinidadian hear ah accent they does chook up on yuh quick quick and want tuh help- much less for dem widout one!). is not like ah want girlfriend tuh stay wid meh for hours waitin on meh hand and foot, i just feel that she cud have @ least made me feel welcome. ah mean, for a minute there i thought that i was in a government office expecting practicality (yes! allyuh know the attitude i talkin 'bout!) ah jus praying dat de cut eye that ah get fuh de launch from the calendar hand-outters ent happen when ah lan in de camp in de morning. ah doh tink i could take dat. i really believe that they way that yuh act in yuh camp is a reflection of how yuh go act on de road. if yuh want yuh move half way wid me home by you- who de arse tell you that i goin out in de road with you and yuh attitude? no no no ppl. ah payin for an experience here; it should be an enjoyable one...

where was i before i went off on dat tangent dey? i ent know if ah should register with IP and dem one time or if i should hold out until i see something else. i know ah say dat Ray of Light and Heavenly was meh favourites...but ah change meh mind. i ent like de backline headpeice for Heaven- it look too much like ah oxygen deprived boa. Ray of Light real pretty, but it ent have no coverage with that panty- ah mean, meh whole front in de road? i dont think so. really, for someone that going to be conscious of de whole half naked in public ting, aphrodisiac is the best bet. the belt giving some coverage and will not look bad with a whole panty or boy shorts. ah whole suit will still look good wid de costume too- not like the others. the other costumes looking like, well, they make dem for the size zeroes dat runnin rampant in de carnival. not all ah we like dat...but daize what we're being sold. whats the point of makin something look so pretty for one size person, that will look just awful on a thick ting? daize de one problem ah have with what ah see from IP so far...



right- if de costume and dem ugly, i ent know wat ah go do. serious. someone tell me once that de costume doh matter- is de band; as long as yuh get een a good band, den yuh good. i disagree. if i uncomfortable, i.e: if de costume foogly- i ent go feel right. i hadda KNOW that ah looking good. allyuh knw what ah mean? i hadda be feeling like de hottest ting on de road. ah ugly costume go make meh conscious. and plus, why ah should spen meh money on someting ah doh like? wha allyuh tink? does the costume not matter? is it really de band that is the object?

well, stone street- here i come! ah will take pics and ting fuh allyuh tuh see what i see. prepare yuh self!!